As a Black "Fry-day" /Como Si De Un Viernes Negro Se Hubiese Tratado

MInisterio de Recursos Desfigurados/Departamento Suprema Felicidad:     -Y tú, a dónde vas?     -Al mismo sitio y a por lo mismo que tú.    -Y tú, quién crees que se ha podido llevar lo mío?    -Yo...yo no he sido, de seguro. Ni siquiera he pasado por allí, yo he venido a hacer justicia -que ya, teniendo "y-o" mi-s propio-s peculio-s, los míos, -como, probablemente, nadie se piensa, que he sido ese "y-o", el menos pensado- pues, no he tenido más remedio qe venir a llevarme lo del otro porque si me quedase sólo con lo mío, no tendría lo del otro, y si no tengo lo del otro y me quedo sólo con lo mío, el peculio "y-o" se deprecia y ya no le queda al "yo" la posibilidad de hacer un "YO-YO" que no se sume sino que se reste, y por lo tanto, que no pueda calificar de "YO" a lo mío porque, en resúmen, con el cuento de los precios justos, he venido a quitar-te tu olla para hacer-la "mío", -Yo, no pienso escatimar en "escogidas" ni en márgenes, porque he venido a montar-les la Navidad.    -Montar-nos Na-vi´-dad...¿Y qué, o a quién vamos a dar, si y tú nos has quitaó la posiilidad de escoger que dar?.
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     Disfigured Resources Ministry / Department Of Supreme Happiness :       - And you, where are you going ?       -At the same place and at the same thing thay you are planning.      - And you, who do you think has been able to carry on my belonging?       'I ... I was not, for sure. I have not even been there, I have come to do justice, though I already have my own  peculiu - m, there are mine (of my own) -then, no one probably thinks that -this guy- has been me, that is the "I", the least thought -well, I had no more choice that been coming to take what belongs the other because if I only were retain which is literally mine, I wouldn´t have what belongs to the other, and if  "I -you-" do not have what the other is and reatin only this little part, the peculium "I-you" already is been depreciating and there is not more present the "I"  possibility of a "I have.mine -I have-mine", hence you cannot add a plus but subtract from it, and therefore, it can not qualify as the" I " as mine because, in short term, with this applied and surreal tale of the fair prices, I have been coming "to remove" which you said is yours - so I came here to make your 'mine' ; 'I... I will not skimp on "selected thing " or margins to do it, because I've been riding you on Christmas, fucking-biking Christmas.
     -Put on -upon us- A Christmas Spirit? .. And with that picture who or to whom are willing  to be in a mood to give wheter you have been taken the possiblity, the chance, de mood to give something to anyone?